From the greatest hits album, “Suck Up the World”, available on I Thought You Were A Marxist Records
New compilation from Ozark Soundscape.
Pattie Boyd, mid-60s
i yearbooked hard
have some pines twins, grades 9-12
How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.
There is no downside to this at all
This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.
I love how this lovely tumblr user figures out how to make the world a better place with this wish
meanwhile my first thought was holy shit me and this kid are going to buy so many Lego kits
gotta go fast
will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal
Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia
Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner
And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important
D: French Fires
Q: Yes’ “Tales From Topographic Oceans”. Very underrated album
a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.