The Boring World of Andrew
Marc Demaco - Playing Grand Pianos and Eating With Napkins
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Interviewer: You have played with some of the best musicians in the world, is there anyone you would like to join you for a number?
Paul McCartney: John Lennon, George Harrison and Ringo Starr.
Marc Demaco - Walking on the Sun Please Stop Mix
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Q Is my doctor really that much of a bitch or am I just imagining it

Q Why am I so fat

Q Why can’t I just lie around and listen to Mac Demarco all day? Is that so much to ask

Q Am I going to be able to think by 7

Q Will I be able to understand what the fuck she’s even saying

Q Should I go to sleep even though I’ll get 3 hours at best

Q Am I going to have enough material for my split with Michael in October?

Q If not should I just use that 30 min noise thing I made out of the Takyon instrumental

Whatever

spoken-not-written:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE

spoken-not-written:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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Salad Days is so fucking good

Salad Days is so fucking good

godyes:

10,000Fuck

godyes:

10,000Fuck

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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punkkidcatholic:

if yr atheism involves belittling people’s faith and attempting to prove to everyone that god doesn’t exist don’t talk to me don’t come near me don’t breathe on me thanks

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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k so it’s racist to say black people are subhuman but you guys all seem to have this ridiculous hate for spiders. interesting

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

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