The Boring World of Andrew

ithoughtyouwereamarxistrecords:

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gaaraofsburbia:

momlonde:

do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

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hamburgersexual:

cybugs:

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i love 50 shades of grey

The sun rises and falls and on goes the day
In every direction of the compass
We ride a tropical desert region
Traveling to a distant idea of time and there is music

“The human race is a pile of dog shit!”

In my world, I hold the key of wisdom in my hand and lead all the children of the earth to a door they previously believed locked - only to find it opened, inviting them to see.

“You can all kiss my ass!”

and there is light.
in my world, I make medicine from a bear

“mankind is a nazi!”

and breathe fire from the lakes of harmony

“humanity is the devil!”

and she spoke the melodies of love,
and god is a good friend of mine,
in my world.

“you really think i give a
fuck about the world!?”

nigiris:

i was playing animal crossing while laying next to my grandma and i usually complain a lot out loud and i go “gosh i need to donate more fishes to my museum” and she just turns to me and says “what you need is a boyfriend and maybe a couple friends”

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 thank

Does anyone else genuinely enjoy Spoonion?

weirdnessisgood:

The Room

snezzing:

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

i just showed my friends this picture and they were both very concerned for the well-being of this horse

snezzing:

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

i just showed my friends this picture and they were both very concerned for the well-being of this horse

neilcicierega:

1. Open Calculator

2. Type in your birthday as MM * DD * YYYY

3. Copy the resulting number into Google Image Search

4. Click on Search Tools, Type, and choose Animated

5. From the top row of results, save whichever gif you want to loop on a small LCD screen embedded in your future tombstone

6. Reblog and add the image

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ithoughtyouwereamarxistrecords:

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joegran:

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joegran:

2009

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