John Green is walking down his patio, and the wooden step breaks, and he falls right through.
The Fault in our Stairs
John Green is sitting at a pub, having asked for a beer over an hour ago. He still hasn’t received it.
The Fault in our Bars
John Green’s 8th visit to the mechanics this month and his ride is still making a rattling noise
The Fault in our Cars
John Greens fifth try opening the pickle jar. He is struggling. The lid is stuck shut.
The Fault in Our Jars
John Green is looking through his telescope, but he can’t find the red planet.
The Fault in Our Mars
John Green is disappointed with the drummer at the Mettalica concert.
The Fault in Our Lars
Oh, don’t talk to me about balloons. Balloons explode, Jen. They explode suddenly and unexpectedly. They are filled with the capacity to give me a little fright and I find that unbearable.
a brony called me unattractive
because i have hair on my legs
Self absorbed Bitch.
i’m a bitch because i can recognize that i’m not ugly, that i can laugh at someone calling me unattractive for reasons as petty as hair on my legs which EVERYONE grows?
She is most definitely not a Bitch, but yes, self absorbed I’d say from the copious amounts of selfies she takes.
dude if I was that cute I’d be taking thousands of selfies a day
my mom never let me have sleepovers when I was kid because all of my friends were boys
like mom i’m 8 years old i ain’t gonna suck his dick
im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.gotta love your nurses, people.
I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.
Earth Day + Tumblr + Hank Green + PS + Me
i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’
i cant believe the things i used to do in my spare time, reallly